I thesaurus.com-ed mediocre in preperation for this post

soooo there is a lot i have not posted about in the last few weeks.... i dont really want to go through each design but lets wait and see where this rant takes me, besides successfully procrastinating studying. OK Ok so everyone keeps saying i want to show at bryant park i need to be top three to get my designs shown. DUDES the top 6 always show at the park to keep the top 3 a secret, either way your stuff will be on the runway, also im pretty positive that you are getting more people seeing your work on the show than at the actual park, i know i know its not the same but chill a little ok, I am going to start a few weeks back and work my way up to tonight's episode, which has got me all hot and bothered and not in the good way.

episode 10 they take a group of girls right out of college to help give them a hip but professional makeover for the interviews and life after college while their moms were there to create tension if not with desgners than with their own daughters just in case there was not enough eye rolling from kenley. (HA) ok

jerell won this one with a cute little ensemble that was fresh, without being stuffy. and i am big fan of brown and love the brown and earthtoney palette, he worked with he girls shape and it was cute.







kenley found a mini me and designed something that the client liked, nothing new same old kenley the belt was a good idea but i wish it was more of a belt than a sash of fabric thrown on. ps she listened to tim and got rid of the a lot of the tulle peeking out at the hem and upped the professional and kicked out the holly hobby look, see kenley he IS helpful. respect the man.









average joe tried to make an average cliche working woman skirt suit thing. to easy it was cookie cutter interview outfit mind you good maybe if she wanted to be a bank teller but she was a graphic designer....ooops. but that's not even what put him in the ground. ti was how poorly it was made and how terribly it fit her. it went in every wrong direction possible.....







korto had a nice dress and jacket combo... the dress skirt shaped didn't do anything to flatter the client. the jacket was tailored wonderfully and was really well made. the color was to light for me. and im not blown away by how the pieces worked together. i think its the dress that throws things off. i dunno. solid jacket though.









leanne. yikes i know you like structure and i think you tried but it was flat looking and once again like korto you tried the jacket dress thing but they didn't look good. they looked thrown together and flat design wise, no details that you usually rock. the boxy jacket does not do good things for her shape either.






Suede. eeeeeww this is so early 90's it hurts it needs a vinyl iron on peace sign or smiley face maybe some banana snap clips and the sides of her fair a center part with handle bar whispies of hair to awkwardly frame her face . it looks like a cheap and badly made throw back to a dowdy clueless outfit....eeep. the jacket no shape thrown together so so so cheap looking the ruffle sleeves worst idea. the dresses that people came up up with the shape is dead its cheap its unflattering.. they are all ugly dresses. you guys are killing me here. come on tailor them heck lets simply go for fitting in general.









UGH UGH UGH.